Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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