Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
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He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
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Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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