How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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