he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
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A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
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He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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