Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
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The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
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It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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