508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
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how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
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she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
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