Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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