Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
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no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
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It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
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