Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
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We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
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I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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