I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
You should frame my arrest warrant.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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