GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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