even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
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I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
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I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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