i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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