A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
