doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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