I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Your dad touched me again.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
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oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
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Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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