I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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