so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
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