She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
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I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
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She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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