Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
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he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
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Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Randomize