She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
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Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
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I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Go christen that room with your naked body.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.