I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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