i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
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You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
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That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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