Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
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I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
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Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
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