I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
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the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
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An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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