belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
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She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
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well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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