Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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