I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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