i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
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I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
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We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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