My nipple is on Facebook.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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