hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
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I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
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just found out that she named her cat after me.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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