i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
he was CRYING into my vagina
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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