im about as happy as oj after his trial
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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