I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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