we're chasing vodka with high fives
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
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I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
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Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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