i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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