he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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