I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
