i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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