So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
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She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
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Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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