I think I just saw someone hide a body.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
