You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
so much tequila, so little girl.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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