we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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