If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
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Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
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My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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