My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
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she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
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BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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