Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
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On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
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So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
You pole danced in your parka.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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