I'm lost and stupid without you.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I would ride that face into the sunset
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
