Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
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She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
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His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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