Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
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jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
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Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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