Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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