Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
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We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
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Hello my rib-scented angel!
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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