We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
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I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
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Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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