What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
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I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
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I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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