# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
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Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
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So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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