Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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